Sal DiNoto Presents

Here's a forward from my uncle, Sal DiNoto, who lives in New York City. Uncle Sal - who'll always be Uncle Angelo to me - is the nicest uncle a family could ever have.

Thanks, Aunt Helen, for bringing Uncle Sal into the family.


Just rearrange the letters to get the surprise answers.

Enjoy!!

  
  PRESBYTERIAN: 
  BEST IN PRAYER 
 
    
  ASTRONOMER: 
  MOON STARER 
 
    
  DESPERATION: 
  A ROPE ENDS IT 
 
    
  THE EYES:  
  THEY SEE 
 
    
  GEORGE BUSH:
  HE BUGS GORE 
 
    
  THE MORSE CODE: 
  HERE COME DOTS 


  DORMITORY: 
  DIRTY ROOM 

 
  SLOT MACHINES:
  CASH LOST IN ME 
 
   
  ANIMOSITY:
  IS NO AMITY 
  
 
  ELECTION RESULTS: 
  LIES - LET'S RECOUNT  
  
  
  SNOOZE ALARMS:  
  ALAS! NO MORE Z'S  
  
  
  A DECIMAL POINT: 
  I'M A DOT IN PLACE  
  
  
  THE EARTHQUAKES: 
  THAT QUEER SHAKE   
  
  
  ELEVEN PLUS TWO: 
  TWELVE PLUS ONE 
  
  
  AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: 
 
  
  MOTHER-IN-LAW: 
  WOMAN HITLER 
 


Have a great day. How can you miss - you're in Winnipeg!